Am I an Extra Marital Affair Material?

How many of you use Analytics software to track the kind of visits you get on your blogs and websites? Well, at least I do. And the kind of feedback I get out of them, is pretty mind blowing at times. Do not believe me? Well, here are a few keywords that people had searched for, and reach this blog of mine. Do check them out.

  1. Bhoot Bangla in Delhi (This one has been topping the list for over 6 months now. And I keep wondering why the hell would someone search for a Bhoot Bangla, and that too in Delhi?)
  2. Indian Man Sexuality (Now, since when did the women start googling about the nature of an Indian man’s sexuality?)
  3. Long Distance Extra Marital Affair (Having an extramarital affair is foolish enough. Someone explain to me why the hell would someone have an extra marital affair in the long distance?)
  4. Affairs that are justified (Since when have people needed to reason to justify an affair?)
  5. Can a man break from a long-term extra marital affair (Thank goodness, at least someone had some good sense, even if that happened much late)
  6. Can infidelity be justified? (I have a feeling his wife had just his credit card bills)
  7. Does the boyfriend in a extra-marital affair control the husband? (Holy shit! Is this what today’s men has turned into?)
  8. Extramarital affairs in Bangalore (Damn! Now I regret not putting up my address in Bangalore, on my blog)
  9. How to walk away from an extra marital affair? (So, there actually are sensible people around, eh?)
  10. Trapped in an extra marital affair with my sister (Erm! I swear I haven’t written any blog post on THAT one. Google playing tricks? And well, whoever dude searched for this one, stay happy that you are at least keeping it in the family, man!)

See, how entertaining it gets when you know what are the keywords that actually helped people discover this blog of mine? So, in case you use an Analytics software yourself, do tell us about your top search keywords!

P.S. – Of course, I do realize that after this post there will be a lot more visitors to this blog, redirected by the ‘extra marital’ keyword. :-P

Trackback URL

, , , ,

5 Comments on "Am I an Extra Marital Affair Material?"

  1. Cathy
    12/05/2010 at 18:07 Permalink

    Hmm, now I want to really search your blog. Indian man sexuality? really? and i have no idea what the first is.

  2. Shayon
    12/05/2010 at 18:11 Permalink

    @Cathy
    Lolz! U seriously curious about the sexuality of Indian men? ;-)
    By the way, Bhoot Bangla means “haunted house” ;-)

  3. Himali
    12/05/2010 at 20:02 Permalink

    It’s not today’s fault – only Google wasn’t here sometime ago.

  4. Sakshi
    12/05/2010 at 20:15 Permalink

    Just wondering how google works.. ;P

  5. Shayon
    13/05/2010 at 03:54 Permalink

    @Himali
    Welcome to my space, girl. Well, what exactly do you mean by “It’s not today’s fault”?

    @Sakshi
    Google has its strange ways :-)

Hi Stranger, leave a comment:

ALLOWED XHTML TAGS:

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Subscribe to Comments